This has nothing to do with New Zealand per se, it is merely evidence of just how badass my mother is (now enhanced with several moveable titanium parts!)
I could insert some lame joke about how efficient the American health care system is and if my mom were in NZ she would still be waiting to see a doctor...or I could use the screw(s)as a device to undermine the TSA's over-the-top security measures (the various protests arising from keeping alloyed mothers away from their children) but really, why detract from the absolutely frightening x-ray? I mean, look at it! I believe one of her little piggies was described as "pulverized" by the head surgeon.
I love you mom no matter what percent of your body, is technically not really, you.
Your mom always had poetic feet--they were Longfellows. Sorry to hear one got so smashed up.
ReplyDeleteHar Har, still makin' jokes eh, the poor women can barely walk!
ReplyDeleteYeah, make me feel bad for a harmless joke.
ReplyDeletehahaha it's ok, if she saw it she would probably laugh :)
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